What's Up, Doc?

Whenever I go into a store to buy something embarrassing (such as fungus medicine or hemorrhoid cream), I buy as many items as I can to hide that item from all. But having worked in retail for 2 1/2 years I am beginning to believe I am in the minority. Quite often someone will come up to me and ask where the hemorrhoid cream is because he has a hemorrhoid the size of a grapefruit. (Usually I hear even more details but I'll leave those out.) Or someone will tell me about a fungus on their big toe that is starting to spread, and it's painful and green and itchy. DO I LOOK LIKE A DOCTOR TO YOU? First of all if I were a doctor, I would not be working on Fridays, I would be golfing. Secondly, I do not get paid that much, no where near that much. That is why doctors get paid so much: to hear and see gross and disgusting things. I do not! So please keep it between you and your doctor. (This story courtesy of Kincade.)