Dirty Laundry

Size XS
Hand wash only in warm water
Do not bleach
Do not iron
Lay flat to dry
51% Kincade
49% Paige
Made in America

If I Were A...

Paige makes fun of me all the time because when I get bored I eat, but we never have anything good to munch on. So I will pace back and forth between the fridge and the pantry hoping something delicious will magically appear. I have decided that if I could be anything, I would be a wizard so that when I go back to the fridge, hoping and wishing something will magically appear, it actually will.

Soda Pop

My father-in-law came into town today and in six hours I already lost track of the amount of times he has asked for a pop (he is trying to cut back). I think we may have to do something drastic.

1/4 Birthday

Stella is three months old! And to commemorate her achieving this age, we did absolutely nothing. However, we'd like to thank the people at Kiddie Kandids and their plot to lure in new customers by approaching people in malls with offers of free photos for helping make this milestone special.

Never Too Early

I have decided that it is never too early to teach kids anything.

First lesson: sports




Next lesson: flying

Taste Like Chicken

I thought Stella's latest photo shoot was mildly succesful; she thought it was delicious.

The Look

All men have seen the look women give them at times they think we are being dumb, immature, or are in serious trouble. I have recently learned that women develop this look at a very early age.