Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Monday, April 18, 2011
Crazy? I Was Crazy Once
In case you were planning on coming to my house, don't. We're sick. Poor Macy sounds like a piglet snorting and grunting in the mud and her naps are turbulent while I had a temperature of 104.4. That's probably not too far away from brain-melting point. As I lay in bed last night, burning up but freezing cold, I mentally created a list of things I needed to remember to do today. The more I repeated the words, they formed a shape in my mind that reminded me of one of Stella's Lego pieces. Does that make sense? Well, it did last night, thanks to my fever-induced hallucinations. And now that I've admitted this, someone is probably going to come take me away and put me in a rubber room where it'll be cold, I'll die, they'll bury me, the worms will tickle, and it will drive me crazy.
For being sick, Macy still smiles occasionally. Just not when I try to take a picture.
(Just look at how sad and sick yet adorably vulnerable I am.)
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Twinners
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Hazardous Fruit
Notice the babies playing with the plastic food? Now let me direct your attention to the fine print at the bottom of the label that says, "WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. Small parts. Not for children under 3 years." Obviously, communication was lost at some point while making this product. 
Monday, April 11, 2011
Halfway There
Almost two weeks now since I've had dessert. I wish I could say it's been a piece of cake, but it hasn't. Literally. There's been no cake for me. Even though there have been sweets aplenty, I've partaken of none. Only eleven more days to go. I think I can survive with only a small part of me dying (hopefully the flabby part).
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Snip Snap
Can you find the difference between these two pictures?
Well, obviously I'm wearing black in the first one and burgundy in the second. Oh, and I cut my hair too.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Sunday, April 3, 2011
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