Saturday, December 27, 2008
Friday, December 26, 2008
Saturday, December 20, 2008
New Year's Resolution for Stella
To gain weight.
Per the doctor's orders, Stella is now on a high-calorie diet. Apparently, she's gaining weight too slowly. Things like butter, ranch dressing, sour cream, and cheese should be regularly added to her food. And don't forget dessert. Mmm, dessert...I think I need to go on the special diet with her.
Monday, December 15, 2008
All Grown Up
Looking through recent pictures, I realized how grown up Stella looks! I can't believe she's starting to look like a little girl. She'll probably be ready for college any day now.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Birthday Pictures
Eating Paper
Excited about Baby Doll
Losing Interest in Presents
Snowmen Cupcakes
"Am I supposed to eat this?"
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Saturday, December 6, 2008
365 Days Old
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Incredible
It is truly amazing how long it takes for someone (my wife) to go into a dollar store and buy one item. It's even more astonishing that the bag with one item in it looks like it has a dozen items. And even more remarkable is that she conveniently left her cell phone in the car.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
Halloween Magic
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
A Letter to Somewhere in Cyberspace
Dear Blog,
I haven't been ignoring you on purpose. I'm just really busy, what with moving into a new house and all. And I don't think I love you like I used to. Don't be mad at me. I still want to be friends. I'll try to write again soon.
Yours Truly,
Me
Friday, October 17, 2008
Closure
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Friday, October 3, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
It Ain't a Word
The other day I used a word to describe someone in a story. Paige looked at me confused and wanted to know what the word meant. I explained that it means someone who is really tall, skinny, and goofy looking. After years of using this word, I just discovered it's not actually a word. I think I'll start a petition to get it put in the dictionary. Hopefully, there aren't a bunch of lurps who get offended by it.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Little Fish
This little thing isn't even on the charts for weight anymore; some would throw her back but we'll keep her.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
The Definition of Lameness
For the 100th post, I wanted to tell you 100 reasons why banks suck, but instead I'll just tell you the main reason: because they like to tell people that they will sell them a house and then change their minds for no apparent reason.
Yes, it's true. The house is no longer ours. The future is undecided. At this point, I don't even want a stupid house anymore. I'll settle for a bunch of those really big refrigerator boxes taped together. At least I can move in soon.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
We Are the Champions
The bank accepted our offer over the others! 3,000 square feet of house. Now all I have to worry about is Paige filling it up.
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Family Pictures '08
Here are some of our favorites from our family photo shoot. (Thanks, Erin!) The only thing I hate is that these beautiful pictures will be obsolete in a few years, and we'll have to do it again.
Monday, September 8, 2008
Back from North Carolina, Darlin'
Friday, September 5, 2008
Say What?
The tray on Stella's high chair has been defective since day 1. The nice manufacturing company sent a replacement tray for free, but the leg piece that fits underneath the tray to keep baby from slipping out was missing. I contacted the company again to let them know and was informed that the "crotch retainer piece" has been ordered for me. Cool name.