If I Were A...

Paige makes fun of me all the time because when I get bored I eat, but we never have anything good to munch on. So I will pace back and forth between the fridge and the pantry hoping something delicious will magically appear. I have decided that if I could be anything, I would be a wizard so that when I go back to the fridge, hoping and wishing something will magically appear, it actually will.